New Design: Miss Artillery!

After Mistress Guillotine quickly became one of our best sellers, The Thorny Juniper is happy to welcome among its ranks another surreal creature: Miss Artillery!

She comments:

"   ' Tis You Shall Remember: 
To My Lethal Kiss
Thou Canst Only Surrender!"

...We certainaly believe that, but you can call her into action yourself now, as you will find her featured on wall art, t-shirts, mugs, bags and more on our online shop!

New Design: "Scorpio Hell"!

A new creature has reached us here at The Thorny Juniper and this time we are introducing to you a demon-like figure who defiantly represents a realm called "Scorpio Hell"!

Assertive in its minimalistic appearance, it is inspired by classic horror combined of course with the most vicious and rich in symbolism arachnid of the Earth.

The creature from Scorpio Hell will threaten everyone with its poisonous skull from a wide range of articles: t-shirts, hats, bags, mugs, dresses, backpacks, art prints, and more!

You can check out some of them below, and see more on our online shop!

New Design: Rosa Canina!

A new creature has made its way into The Thorny Juniper lands: it's Rosa Canina!

In our usual world, Rosa canina, commonly known as Dog Rose, is a very useful and beautiful wild plant which grows in several areas of planet Earth.

However, in some different realms of existence, Rosa Canina is actually a creature of its own, with carnivore attitudes, despite her gracious appearance at first glance.

And it fits perfectly with The Thorny Juniper environment, so undoubtedly we needed to have it with us immediately!
You can find it featured on all sorts of goodies at our online shop: t-shirts, hoodies, tops, pillows, mugs, bags, and more!

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New Design: "Eyesteria"!

We are welcoming a new creature today at The Thorny Juniper: "Eyesteria"!

This bizarre entity is a surreal being whose sight is directly connected to its creative apparatus, experiencing bursts of imaginative visions.

It is now featured on a wide range of products: all styles of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, bags, mugs, pillows, journals, and more, allowing you to directly access its strange creative power...

Find it at The Thorny Juniper Online Store!

New Design: "Twisted Fantasy"!

We are welcoming a new creature today at The Thorny Juniper!

It's bizarre, it's a little bit vain, it's unbridled...it's your "Twisted Fantasy"!

It can twist like a pro and it wants to dance with you, beware: reportedly, it has quite a temper and won't take "no" as an answer!

Find it and let it be your twisted fantasy over at our online shop: it's featured on several styles of t-shirts, hoodies, long sleeves, mugs, bags, phone cases, and more!

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New Design: "Unruly Frequencies"!

We are introducing today our latest design and this is going to be one hell of a fun creature to wear: this strange apparatus in fact, was formerly a radio, but then it developed a bizarre form of Tourette's Syndrome and now it just utters the filthiest things you can imagine, and in the least appropriate moments, because it can only be tuned on..."Unruly Frequencies"!
It's the perfect companion to wear at the most boring meetings, or when unwanted guests show up unexpectedly at your door, or simply whenever you want someone to leave you alone as soon as possible: the stream of corrosive blabbering will quickly discourage and send away anyone who's pestering you.

Browse the entire range of products which feature the new design "Unruly Frequencies" at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop!

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New Design: "The Secret Keeper"!

It is a fact: we all have secrets. Sometimes, we just keep them to ourselves, at times, we share them with someone who just can't keep them and betrays our trust...
After all, keeping secrets is a lost art, like Josh Homme would say, right?
Well, not if you choose to share them with our new creature: "The Secret Keeper"! This entity is strictly devoted to keeping its mouth shut and it always makes sure that no one other than you gets the key to unlock the confidences you entrust it with.

Combining retro aesthetic with a bit of creepy touch, "The Secret Keeper" is available now on a wide range of prodcuts at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop: it is definitely perfect on the cover of your journals, as well as on your bags and backpacks, but certainly also fitting on t-shirts, hoodies, tops, mugs, clocks, and more. On pillows, comforters and duvet covers, it'll also secure your secret dreams. And how about on masks? Spot on to wear at post lockdown meetings with friends, for sure.

New Design: "It's Creeping Through"!

Today we introduce another new design: this one  is for horror fans, for all of you who like the grotesque and the macabre,  and fancy those creepy creatures who are ready to invade our world at any moment and indeed, this new design...is creeping through!

Through your t-shirts, hoodies, accessories, it creeps through and enter our realm, and our minds. Will you carry it on your skin?

Browse all the products which feature "It's Creeping Through" at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop!

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