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Surreal and bizarre Clothing & Apparel for those who like to dwell in the crossroads between different realms.
Unconventional designs on Accessories and Home Decor.
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Sunday, February 7, 2021

New Design: "Eyesteria"!



We are welcoming a new creature today at The Thorny Juniper: "Eyesteria"!

This bizarre entity is a surreal being whose sight is directly connected to its creative apparatus, experiencing bursts of imaginative visions.

It is now featured on a wide range of products: all styles of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, bags, mugs, pillows, journals, and more, allowing you to directly access its strange creative power...

Find it at The Thorny Juniper Online Store!


Wednesday, December 2, 2020

New Design: "Are You Ready To Loosen Up?"


Forget white swans, black swans and what not: Frogs are the ones you want to dance with!

...Our new design here features a couple of very smart dancers who totally got into their role and became half-humans.

They're fun, ever tireless and they just want you to Loosen Up!

Indeed, regardless of how you've been living recent events and changes in this crazy World of ours, that's certainly something that anyone can benefit from.

Wear them and let them show you how to do that.
Are You ready To Loosen Up?
Find them featured on several styles of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, pillows, mugs, bags, and more at our online shop!





Tuesday, November 10, 2020

New Design: "Twisted Fantasy"!

We are welcoming a new creature today at The Thorny Juniper!

It's bizarre, it's a little bit vain, it's unbridled...it's your "Twisted Fantasy"!

It can twist like a pro and it wants to dance with you, beware: reportedly, it has quite a temper and won't take "no" as an answer!

Find it and let it be your twisted fantasy over at our online shop: it's featured on several styles of t-shirts, hoodies, long sleeves, mugs, bags, phone cases, and more!




Tuesday, September 8, 2020

New Design: "I Thought It Was A Tea Room" !

The new design we are introducing today, arrives straight from an alternative dimension where nothing, ever, is what it seems to be. And so, it can happen that you enter a fine and elegant place which looked exactly like a tea room, only to discover that it is instead a fish restaurant: but where fishes are the clients, their head is a tea cup and teabags are indeed their favourite food. Your nostrils pick up a mixture of freshly boiled tea scent and fish smell and as the waitress impatiently asks you to stop staring at their customers, all you can tell her is..."I Thought It Was A Tea Room"!

Whether it was just a dream or an actual short trip into another dimension, at least you have a souvenir as a memory and it is featured on severl kinds of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, bags, pillows, mugs, clocks and more!.

Browse the entire range of products which feature the new design "I Thought It Was A Tea Room" at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop!