Ideas for your 2022 surreal and grotesque Holiday gifts!

Are you looking for some really unique and uforgettable gifts to spice up your holidays with some surrelism and horror-esque atmosphere? Well, we definitely got something for you then!

On our online shop you can browse hundreds of surrealistic, macabre and horror themed artworks and designs featured on a wide range of articles: from wall art to clothing, from stationery to home accessories and more.

Have a look and find your favourite artworks, we can guarantee your gifts won't go unnoticed! And right now, you can get 25% off SITEWIDE! A great chance to save on gifts for your friends, your foes, your imaginary friends, too... and of course...for yourself! Come visit our shop at SHOP.THETHORNYJUNIPER.COM !

New Design: Rosa Canina!

A new creature has made its way into The Thorny Juniper lands: it's Rosa Canina!

In our usual world, Rosa canina, commonly known as Dog Rose, is a very useful and beautiful wild plant which grows in several areas of planet Earth.

However, in some different realms of existence, Rosa Canina is actually a creature of its own, with carnivore attitudes, despite her gracious appearance at first glance.

And it fits perfectly with The Thorny Juniper environment, so undoubtedly we needed to have it with us immediately!
You can find it featured on all sorts of goodies at our online shop: t-shirts, hoodies, tops, pillows, mugs, bags, and more!

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New Design: "Eyesteria"!

We are welcoming a new creature today at The Thorny Juniper: "Eyesteria"!

This bizarre entity is a surreal being whose sight is directly connected to its creative apparatus, experiencing bursts of imaginative visions.

It is now featured on a wide range of products: all styles of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, bags, mugs, pillows, journals, and more, allowing you to directly access its strange creative power...

Find it at The Thorny Juniper Online Store!

New Design: "Are You Ready To Loosen Up?"

Forget white swans, black swans and what not: Frogs are the ones you want to dance with!

...Our new design here features a couple of very smart dancers who totally got into their role and became half-humans.

They're fun, ever tireless and they just want you to Loosen Up!

Indeed, regardless of how you've been living recent events and changes in this crazy World of ours, that's certainly something that anyone can benefit from.

Wear them and let them show you how to do that.
Are You ready To Loosen Up?
Find them featured on several styles of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, pillows, mugs, bags, and more at our online shop!

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New Design: "Twisted Fantasy"!

We are welcoming a new creature today at The Thorny Juniper!

It's bizarre, it's a little bit vain, it's unbridled...it's your "Twisted Fantasy"!

It can twist like a pro and it wants to dance with you, beware: reportedly, it has quite a temper and won't take "no" as an answer!

Find it and let it be your twisted fantasy over at our online shop: it's featured on several styles of t-shirts, hoodies, long sleeves, mugs, bags, phone cases, and more!

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New Design: "Unruly Frequencies"!

We are introducing today our latest design and this is going to be one hell of a fun creature to wear: this strange apparatus in fact, was formerly a radio, but then it developed a bizarre form of Tourette's Syndrome and now it just utters the filthiest things you can imagine, and in the least appropriate moments, because it can only be tuned on..."Unruly Frequencies"!
It's the perfect companion to wear at the most boring meetings, or when unwanted guests show up unexpectedly at your door, or simply whenever you want someone to leave you alone as soon as possible: the stream of corrosive blabbering will quickly discourage and send away anyone who's pestering you.

Browse the entire range of products which feature the new design "Unruly Frequencies" at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop!

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New Design: "I Thought It Was A Tea Room" !

The new design we are introducing today, arrives straight from an alternative dimension where nothing, ever, is what it seems to be. And so, it can happen that you enter a fine and elegant place which looked exactly like a tea room, only to discover that it is instead a fish restaurant: but where fishes are the clients, their head is a tea cup and teabags are indeed their favourite food. Your nostrils pick up a mixture of freshly boiled tea scent and fish smell and as the waitress impatiently asks you to stop staring at their customers, all you can tell her is..."I Thought It Was A Tea Room"!

Whether it was just a dream or an actual short trip into another dimension, at least you have a souvenir as a memory and it is featured on severl kinds of t-shirts, hoodies, tops, bags, pillows, mugs, clocks and more!.

Browse the entire range of products which feature the new design "I Thought It Was A Tea Room" at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop!

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New Design: "The Secret Keeper"!

It is a fact: we all have secrets. Sometimes, we just keep them to ourselves, at times, we share them with someone who just can't keep them and betrays our trust...
After all, keeping secrets is a lost art, like Josh Homme would say, right?
Well, not if you choose to share them with our new creature: "The Secret Keeper"! This entity is strictly devoted to keeping its mouth shut and it always makes sure that no one other than you gets the key to unlock the confidences you entrust it with.

Combining retro aesthetic with a bit of creepy touch, "The Secret Keeper" is available now on a wide range of prodcuts at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop: it is definitely perfect on the cover of your journals, as well as on your bags and backpacks, but certainly also fitting on t-shirts, hoodies, tops, mugs, clocks, and more. On pillows, comforters and duvet covers, it'll also secure your secret dreams. And how about on masks? Spot on to wear at post lockdown meetings with friends, for sure.

New Design: "The Cocky Cloverbird"!

Our new design is a bizarre crossbred creature between a bird and a lucky clover, who is determined to make all your wishes come true, however...it won't take no as an answer!

There's no escape, you will have to confess all your secret wishes to the Cocky Cloverbird!

Available on all styles of t-shirts, mugs, bags, backpack, masks and more at The Thorny Juniper Clothing & Apparel Online Shop.